Make your own old-fashioned Valentines using a bit of comic flare.
No sense in beating around the bush about it;
just say it like you mean it! Oh, kiss me you fool!
Text, "He did! and we were together constantly during the cruise!
The night before we docked... 'Sue, Darling!'" A couple kiss on a moonlit cruise.
A couple embrace in the moonlight in formal wear. Text,
"That's a thing of the past! Now I'd like to start planning the
future with you! If You'll consider it! Oh, Brad!
Of course I will!" (Guys name Brad get around a lot.)
Parking and sparking, a couple kisses passionately in the car.
Text, "I know now that Gil couldn't have loved me
very much and left me as he did! I'll never leave
you, Muriel! Will you marry me real soon?"
These two are so overwhelmed they can't even kiss.
Text, "Darling, I love you! There aren't words enough to say how much!"
This guy a bit uncertain says, "There isn't anyone else,
is there? Oh, no! There's never been anyone but you!
All this wooing might lead to something!
If you haven't any prospects watch "Pillow Talk"
for Valentines Day and craft few letters
for other family members.
Kissing in front of the old school.
Text, "Jay's lips on mine completed the sentence,
while my heart beat, wildly and my dreams soured up..."
Here are some very old examples of Vinegar Valentines; the cards that one should never send to either a loved one, stranger or enemy.
"Don't sit up nights admiring yourself. The best that can be said
of you is that you might pass in a crowd. "
" Are you too stupid and senseless to know
That this sort of thing makes a sickening show
About spooning in private I've nothing to say,
But to do it in public proclaims you a jay."
